If you've been to SC park then you've seen Jake Lopata. Chillen by the stairs and smokin crack and hittin on chicks and stealin kids lunch money and listening to wu tang and beating everyone in skate and doing sick ninja moves and giving himself Mohawk's and flushing cherry bombs down the toilet and saying hi to people and being real nice then waiting for them to turn around then jaming knives into them and stealing your credit card and draining your bank account and getting SC park/ Lag tattoos and Just being a super sick way cool dude.
I know its summer. But its time to put some ATM sweaters on, and go sweat off some weight
